Long-Range Attacks, Alpine Suffering, and AI Gears

Muckers Weekly Round Up April 2

Spring is officially shifting gears. For the last month, we’ve been watching the pros smash themselves over flat, muddy cobblestones. But as we move into mid-April, the heavy-hitters have packed their bags and the lightweight climbers are coming out to play.

Here is the latest news from the pro peloton and the tech world, and what it means for our community as we hit the second half of the April Championship.

1. The Ardennes Transition: Be Like Ben

The Brabantse Pijl marked the official start of the Ardennes classics this week, trading cobbles for short, agonizingly steep, paved hills.

Ben Healy gave everyone a masterclass in how to win a bike race: when the gradient kicks, attack hard and don’t look back. He launched a brutal long-range move that left the rest of the peloton completely gassed. For the Muckers, this is the exact energy we need on our Tuesday Night Hill Climbs. Sometimes, the best tactic isn’t to sit in the draft and wait for a sprint. If you have the watts, drop the hammer early, make everyone else suffer, and see if you can hold the gap!

2. The Alpine Sufferfest

If you want to see pure climbing suffering, look no further than the Tour of the Alps currently rolling through Italy and Austria. The race is a warm-up for the Giro d’Italia, and the route planners have shown zero mercy, packing multiple category 1 and hors catégorie climbs into tiny, explosive 120km stages.

It’s brilliant to see veterans like Geraint Thomas still mixing it up on these gradients. When you load up your next Rouvy route and see the elevation profile turn a deep shade of red, channel that Grand Tour energy. Just keep the cadence high, settle into a rhythm, and remember that every meter of elevation is just another deposit in the fitness bank.

3. The End of the Missed Gear?

We’ve all done it: you hit the bottom of a sudden 12% ramp, you panic, try to dump three gears at once, and suddenly your chain is skipping and you’re grinding at 40 RPM.

Well, the tech industry is trying to fix our mistakes. SRAM has just filed a patent for “Predictive AI Shifting.” The concept uses a forward-facing radar to read the road ahead and automatically shifts your bike into the perfect climbing gear before you even realize the gradient has changed. It sounds like science fiction, and while it might take away the “art” of reading the road, it would certainly save a few dropped chains on a Sunday club run!

Mucker’s Takeaway: The roads are pointing upwards. Whether you are attacking a local climb or fighting for points in our Championship, trust your legs (even if you don’t have an AI shifting for you just yet). See you on the start line!

Kyle Goodram

Kyle is a digital writer for MuckersWorldwide.com I've been out riding all over Greater Manchester, Lancashire and Cheshire for the last 12 years. It is mainly to keep fit as I love food and would be 16st if I didn't ride my bike at least 3 times a week. This leads me to Muckers Worldwide, as when the weather is un-rideable (fair weather cyclist) I move indoors to cycle on Rouvy. We have a large group of races that we race throughout winter in the UK. Hope you come and join us on a Tuesday & Thursday title of the races are "Muckers". Thanks, Kyle

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1 Response

  1. Neil Rushby says:

    Not a fan of the idea of predictive gear changes, imagine you know what’s coming up and you’ve decided to go all out over the little kicker coming up and just as you go for it, the bike changes down!! that’s got crotch to top tube impact written all over it… ouch!!! But they have to keep pushing the tech otherwise they go out of business…..

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