What the Zwift-Rouvy Deal Means for Every Mucker
Alright Muckers, it’s time to lean in and listen up. The big news we’ve all been tracking on the Discord has finally crossed the finish line: Zwift has officially acquired Rouvy. For a community...
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Highland Epics, Sprinting From the Back, and the Tilting Pain Cave
Spring is turning the corner into summer, and whether you are dodging the unpredictable northern weather on the local roads around the Winter Hill climbs or laying down power in the pain cave, May...
Amstel Sprints, $15k Superbikes, and the Anti-Headphone Bell
The cobbled sectors have been officially packed away for another year, and the peloton has traded flat, muddy farm roads for the agonizingly steep hills of the Ardennes. If your legs are feeling heavy...
Long-Range Attacks, Alpine Suffering, and AI Gears
Spring is officially shifting gears. For the last month, we’ve been watching the pros smash themselves over flat, muddy cobblestones. But as we move into mid-April, the heavy-hitters have packed their bags and the...
Solo Breakaways, Level Crossings, and the Teenage Time Trial King
The Belgian cobbles have spoken once again. If you spent your Sunday glued to the screens watching the Tour of Flanders, you know we just witnessed an absolute masterclass in suffering. While we were...
THE ITALY 2026 DROP IS LIVE!
Muckers, listen up. This isn’t just another kit drop. This is The Uniform. Whether you’re already packing your bags for the Italian sun or you’re holding down the home front and keeping the local...
Savage Winds, Shaking Trainers & The Rule of the Echelon
The clocks have finally gone forward in the UK! While the evenings are getting lighter, the spring weather is still throwing everything it has at us. If you ventured out into the gales this...
300km Sufferfests, Red Mud, and the Pyrenees Steep Slopes
Spring is officially here, Muckers! While the weather in Bolton might still be throwing us the occasional curveball, the global cycling season has officially hit high gear. This weekend gave us the longest race...
MUCKERS 2026 FEBRUARY CHAMPIONSHIP RACE 1.
ROUTE AND RACE DETAILS: GF Cache | Utah | USA | 23.86 miles | 715 ft. elevation ROUVY SAYS: Set against the stunning backdrop of Cache Valley Utah, this must-ride course welcomes cyclists of all levels...
Heated Tape, Bakery Stops & The Return of Purple
Let’s be honest: January was serious. We had retirements, crashes, and intense racing. But now it’s February, the snowdrops are appearing, and the cycling world seems to have collectively decided to lighten up a...
Good news: Rouvy removed the DSQ, so I won't have to ride Innsbruck again to complete the challange.
I was also expecting ValRdz to pounce first and was probably focusing on her a little to much so when…
I always have a rest day on Wednesdays. Can’t co into a championship race with tired legs at my age.😜
You’re looking good for a promotion next month Sunniva and I’m just trying not to get bump down so we…
Great finish though. My plan was to stay with the front riders in our group but I lost my focus…