Let’s be honest: January was serious. We had retirements, crashes, and intense racing. But now it’s February, the snowdrops are appearing, and the cycling world seems to have collectively decided to lighten up a bit.

This week, we are ignoring the watts per kilo and focusing on the smiles per hour. Here is the news that will actually make your next ride more fun.

1. Pogačar Proves He Is One of Us

We often look at pros as robots, but Tadej Pogačar continues to be the antidote to serious cycling.

A video went viral yesterday of the World Champion stopping mid-ride—not for a scientifically formulated carb gel—but to queue up at a bakery for a massive pastry. He then proceeded to eat it one-handed while cruising back up a climb. It is the ultimate validation for every Mucker who plans their Sunday route entirely around the coffee stop. If the best rider in the world stops for cake, you definitely can too.

2. Finally, A Race for the “Chatty” Riders

Have you ever felt guilty for lingering too long at a feed station because the brownies were good? Well, your time has come.

The gravel world is buzzing about a new prize category announced for the upcoming season: “The Connoisseur Award.” This isn’t for the fastest finisher. It is for the rider who completes the course but logs the most time stopped at aid stations.

This is Mucker territory. We aren’t slow; we are just “thoroughly enjoying the amenities.” Who is putting a team together to target this podium?

3. Hide Your Wallets: The 90s Are Back

If you are old enough to remember when mountain bikes had bar-ends and 26-inch wheels, prepare to feel nostalgic.

The big component brands have officially decided that Purple Anodized parts are cool again. We are seeing purple hubs, purple headsets, and purple bolts flooding the market this week. It’s gaudy, it’s unnecessary, and we absolutely want it. It’s the perfect way to brighten up a winter hack bike that has spent too much time looking grey and muddy.

4. Tech We Didn’t Know We Needed

Forget aero socks. The latest crowdfunding craze? Pedal-powered heated handlebar tape.

Yes, it sounds ridiculous. Yes, it adds weight. But for those of us currently trying to feel our fingers after a three-hour ride in Bolton or Brussels, it sounds like pure luxury. We’ll wait for the reviews, but the dream of warm hands without bulky lobster gloves is getting closer.

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Mucker’s Takeaway: This week, channel your inner Pogačar: Eat the pastry, buy the purple shiny thing, and take your time at the cafe.

Ride Happy, Muckers!